:: :: dear cats :: ::

when my sweet son, who is only 21 months old, mind you, decides to do something nice for you, and goes about it in the sweetest 21-month-old manner, play along, eh? when he decides that you deserve a snack (i.e. a cat treat), and he gets two out and pinches each between his thumb and forefinger, so gently, and then comes to find you and pets you so nicely that you don't run away and then tries to put the treat in your mouth, just eat the treat, okay? don't sniff it and then walk away. eat the treat.

seriously.

because he's just going to keep trying. and he's not even chasing you or being loud or doing any of the things you hate. he's trying to give you a friggin' CAT TREAT.

signed,
your owner