:: how to make a decision ::

how to make a decision:

(1) obsess. for days if that's all you can swing but i really recommend a few weeks of mind-spinning, conversation-stilting obsession.
(2) make a decision.
(3) realize you're still obsessing.
(4) wash a lot of dishes while obsessing. (note: this doesn't actually help with the decision making other than to give you something constructive to do while obsessing and to clear the dishes off your counter. if you are a metaphorical person, maybe this decluttering will trick you into believing you've been spurred onward towards a decision, but really, truly, the decluttering will not spur you.)

repeat until you make a decision and discover that you are finally not obsessing anymore. then dance with glee.

** p.s. i'll let you know when i'm finally dancing with glee. as you can tell from the picture above, i'm still on step 4.