Monday, March 1, 2010

:: seven things i never thought i'd say ::


  1. yes, but boys pretending to be lions do wear underwear
  2. i don't know why sometimes poops disappear
  3. there is no why. it was a mistake. that means i can't tell you why because i didn't mean to do it. (this one will come back to bite me in the ass one day, i fear)
  4. no, fireman sam doesn't touch his butt a lot
  5. yup, that's right, i'm an omnivore
  6. am i a mean wildebeest or a nice one?
  7. no more fruit until you eat some of your doughnut, buddy

9 comments:

marzi March 1, 2010 at 1:57 PM  

sadly, i can totally relate to each of these. ah, the life of a mother! ;)

Betty Crocker Ass March 1, 2010 at 2:32 PM  

that just made my day!

Pretty Neat Designs March 1, 2010 at 5:09 PM  

So funny!

Bego March 1, 2010 at 5:47 PM  

hahahaha these have made me laugh ^_^

Juliette Crane March 1, 2010 at 8:19 PM  

adorable. thank you for making me laugh and smile. best wishes to you! xo, juliette

オテモヤン March 1, 2010 at 9:40 PM  

オナニー
逆援助
SEX
フェラチオ
ソープ
逆援助
出張ホスト
手コキ
おっぱい
フェラチオ
中出し
セックス
デリヘル
包茎
逆援
性欲

julie green March 2, 2010 at 8:49 AM  

ooh, just had an eighth:

no, honey, let's watch some TV before we read books.

Guðrún Vald. March 2, 2010 at 9:46 AM  

Lol, this is so funny, I can relate!

Ann Marie March 5, 2010 at 9:09 PM  

cute. and the smile on that face...beautiful.

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