Monday, April 27, 2009

:: :: congratulations, it's a worm :: ::

i had my first pregnancy dream the night before last. in it, i was way, way pregnant and i felt like maybe i was going into labor and so i got into the shower.

and then, in the shower, i gave birth to a big, fat, writhing worm. i mean, big for a worm but small still for a human to give birth to.

and then the worm went down the drain.

and what was my reaction in the dream? i got out of the shower and googled it, trying to find out if this was normal. like maybe it was a pregnancy-related parasite? or maybe a parasite that had mimicked pregnancy?

i can't believe no one's found a way to sell hormones on the drug market because dude, they're powerful things.