:: :: i know, i know :: ::

i know i shouldn't be, but i'm feeling discouraged about my shop today. sales were steadily increasing daily and then suddenly stopped. i haven't had a sale in days. it's like i've been blacklisted. someone is out there spreading malicious lies about me: her downloadable stationery can give you salmonella; it'll cause rickets; it put that hole in the ozone layer; it peeled the paint off my car.

i'm here to state, for the record, that only one of those things is true. which one? i'll never tell.