tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3465642626648012553.post7646684645202273626..comments2023-10-05T11:02:57.783-04:00Comments on Up Up, The Blog: Here's What I Want For My Birthday, FolksAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03753553949885480109noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3465642626648012553.post-59696356498196001642008-03-27T15:21:34.000-04:002008-03-27T15:21:34.000-04:00You could have woken up on your birthday with boog...You could have woken up on your birthday with booger bubbles coming out of your nose like my boy. Seriously-it looks as tho someone put Dawn dishsoap up my kids nostrils and the result -bubbles of snot - unless he sneezes. then there is a gooey snail trail of ooze - The kiddos must have contracted something from somewhere - SO SORRY it was coincidental that your boy got sick after Ben and Chloe's party. Altho - Ev did get to flirt with an older woman over lunch.Ben's Mamanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3465642626648012553.post-34498749767110463702008-03-26T10:28:16.000-04:002008-03-26T10:28:16.000-04:00You could have been four days past your due date w...You could have been four days past your due date with your second child. In the middle of an August heat wave. For your thirtieth birthday.Janethttp://threeandholding.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3465642626648012553.post-31941264579140820502008-03-26T09:58:26.000-04:002008-03-26T09:58:26.000-04:00I went to a concert once, and it had been raining ...I went to a concert once, and it had been raining and raining and raining for DAYS beforehand... the guy, the concert guy whose name I've now forgotten, the performer, said, "yes, it's raining. It's going to keep raining. But ya know what? At least it's not raining snot." So - there's something that would be wor.... oh, wait. Did you say you *and* Evan have been sick and runny-nosed? Well, darn. I guess it *is* raining snot. Ummmm.....<br><br>You could have been chased by raptors. That would be worse!<br>http://xkcd.com/87/<br>http://xkcd.com/135/<br><br>(Happy, happy birthday! I'd say 'belated', but I believe in a birthday *season*, where your birthday lasts as long as people are still wishing you happy birthday and sending cards and/or gifts)Dharmamamahttp://openheartedlife.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3465642626648012553.post-2019120654822695702008-03-25T17:56:39.000-04:002008-03-25T17:56:39.000-04:00You know that dream where you're standing nake...You know that dream where you're standing naked in front of the classroom? Well, you could have woken up on the morning of your birthday and discovered it wasn't a dream at all. And then you could have been forced to knit on your birthday. All. Day. Long. All the while surrounded by people sewing fabulous things. That could have then been followed up with a dinner, lovingly prepared by Brian, of cat food and rainwater. Followed by an evening of watching Hawaii 5-0 reruns. See? Your birthday could have been much worse. ;)Deneesehttp://dowen.livejournal.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3465642626648012553.post-91948848902069312532008-03-25T15:38:34.000-04:002008-03-25T15:38:34.000-04:00On top of being sick and having bodily impairments...On top of being sick and having bodily impairments, you could have not slept for 3 nights running because you can't get the song "I'm Fuzzy and Blue" out of your head.Merenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3465642626648012553.post-76866378832282302152008-03-25T14:17:15.000-04:002008-03-25T14:17:15.000-04:00Ooh, these are getting good. : ) Aub, I totally ...Ooh, these are getting good. : ) Aub, I totally feel you on the nose scab thing and in fact have one of those RIGHT NOW. But you forgot HICCUPS, which I didn't have but which poor Evan was plagued with for the better part of an hour! <br><br>Oh, and mom, Evan weathered my whining and complaining just fine. He's such a trooper.Juliehttp://letter9.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3465642626648012553.post-83055531879576451662008-03-25T13:44:04.000-04:002008-03-25T13:44:04.000-04:00In addition to being sick with the cold you could&...In addition to being sick with the cold you could've had irritating bodily impairments as well. like paper cuts, twitching eyes, canker sores, and my personal favorite- the scab in the nose. you know what i'm talking about, the scab that you think is a bugger, so you pull it and it ends up ripping a thin layer of skin off inside your nose. burns. raw open spot in your nose that doesn't go away for a week. happy birthday cancer sore sort of spot :)Aubreynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3465642626648012553.post-60742402551270881902008-03-25T13:08:17.000-04:002008-03-25T13:08:17.000-04:00You could have had your completely useless cat bri...You could have had your completely useless cat bring a mouse INTO your house. A live mouse. And then the aforementioned useless cat could lose the aforementioned live mouse behind your washer. Which may or may not have been payback for the time you locked said cat in said washer.<br><br>Happy Birthday!Tonihttp://www.thissimplelife.netnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3465642626648012553.post-22238637757057738182008-03-25T12:50:12.000-04:002008-03-25T12:50:12.000-04:00So much for you, I need to know how Evan did with ...So much for you, I need to know how Evan did with all of your whining, shrieking, snuggling, and snot throughout the day?! I remember those days, but I thought that you had outgrown them by now :-) teehee! (sorry this isn't a "hilarious way that your birthday could have sucked more" post.)Momnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3465642626648012553.post-35860149154582101052008-03-25T08:56:52.000-04:002008-03-25T08:56:52.000-04:00These are great so far. THANKS! Just what I need...These are great so far. THANKS! Just what I needed. But Christina, really? A ninja? Like, a NINJA ninja?Juliehttp://letter9.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3465642626648012553.post-48747665042552830232008-03-25T08:34:15.000-04:002008-03-25T08:34:15.000-04:00You could have had a big birthday party and sent o...You could have had a big birthday party and sent out invites to several people, but only had a ninja show up to the party. True story.Christinahttp://amommystory.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3465642626648012553.post-3677341916254717912008-03-25T04:41:51.000-04:002008-03-25T04:41:51.000-04:00Instead of water, chocolate frosting would have co...Instead of water, chocolate frosting would have come out of your faucets and you really really really wanted to take a shower!Dianahttp://princessdtiara.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3465642626648012553.post-15867981733596724322008-03-25T03:53:09.000-04:002008-03-25T03:53:09.000-04:00You could have woken up to discover that all the b...You could have woken up to discover that all the buttons on your clothes were sewn on backwards so that you had to try to button them from the inside while you were wearing the garments. I think that would really suck.JOnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3465642626648012553.post-884653037921360672008-03-24T18:57:22.000-04:002008-03-24T18:57:22.000-04:00Your hair could have caught on fire (just a little...Your hair could have caught on fire (just a little) when you went to blow out the candles. It happened to a friend once. I laughed. A lot. <br>Happy Birthday! Poor thing.Juliahttp://sometimesjuliasews.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.com